Saturday Night’s Alright for Writing 02/04/2011

By | April 2, 2011

Quite a few things on tonight that are of interest:

  • Ant and Dec’s Push the Button – it’s the last in the series (7:10pm, ITV1)
  • Schlag den Raab – tonight half a million Euro all rests on throwing a ball into a cup that’s been strapped onto the top of the contestant’s heads. (7:15pm, ProSieben and hopefully naughty internet streaming)
  • The National Lottery: Secret Fortune (7:30pm, BBC1)
  • Live Celebrity Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Mother’s Day Special – featuring Olly Murs, David Walliams and Patsy Palmer.

So here’s a post where you can talk about them all at cross purposes.

127 thoughts on “Saturday Night’s Alright for Writing 02/04/2011

  1. art begotti

    But Stefan blows it! That’ll teach him for using two hands!

    48-18 Stefan, I think?

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  2. Brig Bother Post author

    We’re in the odd position in that it doesn’t really matter if Raab wins the next game or not.

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  3. art begotti

    Commercial, then I’m betting another musical performance after that.

    So it looks like it’ll be automatic Matchball starting at game 13. In any case, Alex will have to win games 13, 14, and 15 to have a shot at winning. If Stefan takes 12 but Alex takes the rest, it’ll be a 60-60 tie, to hopefully be broken with a tense game of flick-the-coin-into-the-glass.

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  4. art begotti

    Brig, since you happened to see that game also, was there some sort of restriction in place where they had to stay on a certain half of the table, or all their pieces had to touch or something like that? I couldn’t help but feel like Stefan really should have gone to the other side on that last move, but something must have kept him from going there.

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    1. Brig Bother Post author

      I don’t tbink there were any restrictions, but I’m not sure – I’m pretty sure Raab went to the other side of the table at one point.

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  5. art begotti

    Hm. Right then.

    Game 12 – Sortieren. I’m guessing the put-the-items-in-order on the screen game.

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  6. art begotti

    Oh, this is interesting. They’re given eight names at the bottom, and one starting name. They have to pick an item off the bottom and say where to put it in the list in relation to what’s already there: Above the top item is 1, below the bottom item is X (which increases as the list grows). So while it starts off being just two choices, it’ll get up to 8 by the end of the round.

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    1. art begotti

      9 choices at the end, sorry. And a miss gives a point to the opponent and ends the list. First to six points.

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  7. Brig Bother Post author

    Right I think they have to take it in turns to pick a name and put it somewhere on the list, mindful that it must fit in the order as it stands at the time.

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  8. art begotti

    I’m trying to figure out, is there any strategy to this? Like, playing certain obvious ones to make it harder for the opponent later on? Or playing the obvious outliers (at the extreme ends of the list) to force more difficult internal choices?

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    1. art begotti

      This is me commenting on Alex’s wrong answer, by the way.

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        1. art begotti

          Possibly. I started out on the one linked here, but then switched to the xstreamx feed (it’s my default, really).

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  9. Brig Bother Post author

    Wow, I can’t believe having played minigolf earlier she thought a golf ball was between a baseball and tennis ball in size.

    Although you should know that regardless of minigolf really.

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  10. art begotti

    Game 13 is Bleistifte… Pencils? Throwing pencils to land on a table, I’m thinking?

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  11. art begotti

    I like how there’s also the possibility that they could knock each others’ pencils off, if they can throw it right.

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  12. art begotti

    Rather ironically, two of Alex’s pencils keep Stefan’s final pencil from falling off! Stefan wins 73-18. Good game, all.

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  13. art begotti

    And after One Moment in Time, it’s Jackass: The Movie. Because getting hit in the nuts transcends language barriers.

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  14. Travis P

    Signs are showing Challenge will be having Sky Poker on their channel as Richard Orford is back on Challenge with Sky Poker School.

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  15. Travis P

    Next edition of Schlag den Raab will be shown on Saturday 4th June. Slightly later than normal due to Eurovision.

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  16. Joe

    Latest news from Paul Brassey is that Secret Fortune’s ratings are falling off a cliff. Down to only 4.1 million last night which is very poor.

    It was only doing well for its first few episodes because it was a new programme which people didn’t know about and that it had a big inheritence. Now that people know how tedious the programme is and it has to pull in viewers on its own two feet, it can’t cope. The BBC recommissioned it too early, they should’ve wait a couple more episodes to see what a flop it’s turning out to be.

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    1. Des Elmes

      JEEPERS H CRACKERS, JOE! SECRET FORTUNE IS NOT A FREAKING FLOP!!!!!!!! 😡 😡 🙄 🙄

      Don’t forget, it has been picked up for a second series… 😉

      I did expect viewing figures to dip last night, though.

      7:30 seemed awfully early for a show of SF’s kind – maybe the Beeb feared that if they showed it later, it would get creamed by The Genuine Shambles That Is Live Millionaire?

      And, of course, the £100k had been won the previous Saturday.

      Also, last night’s contestants weren’t very good – the mother-in-law was a bit of a drama queen – and they got lucky in winning £4k…

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      1. Des Elmes

        I should have added there, any show that gets more than one series can’t really be considered a flop.

        Therefore, Push The Button isn’t a flop either – even though it’s shit compared to SF. 😉

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      2. Travis P

        They did answer two questions correctly, out of eleven. I must admit the ratings have been declining from last week onwards. I wonder if the show would suit in a summer slot since I think that was the original plan.

        As for your question on another thread. All Star Family Fortunes has been recomissioned for a sixth series. Vernon will once again be hosting and filming will take place in the summer.

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        1. Des Elmes

          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿

          DAMN YOU, MONKEYS!!!! 👿 👿 👿

          Well, I jolly well hope viewing figures for the sixth series are even lower than they were for the fifth… 👿

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      3. David B

        All the LE ratings yesterday were down – not surprising as it’s mothers’ day weekend. Also, the ratings will slowly die as we head into summer.

        SM may not be the most original format this year, but it’s solid, good to play along with and relatively nonsense-free. These days, that counts for a lot.

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  17. Joe

    Push The Button also flopping too, with only 4.1 million.

    Dire ratings. I think it’s been better than the previous series but the figures are very poor for a programme hosted by Ant and Dec.

    Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, the one programme which used Million Pound Drop elements, did the best from yesterday’s gameshows with almost 5m.

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    1. Joe

      I should clarify, actually. Secret Fortune also used Million Pound Drop elements but the execution from that show has been poor. Wild Rover must be very disappointed with those figures and it doesn’t bode well for the show’s hopes in the States.

      Who Wants To Be A Millionaire still doing good numbers 13 years on. I didn’t like the way they wasted so much time with the Mother’s Day rubbish, however.

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      1. Des Elmes

        Well I agree with you that Mother’s Day Live Millionaire was rubbish.

        Considering the similarly awful Christmas edition as well, it doesn’t bode well for future editions, does it? Now that you can’t deny. 😉 😉

        But why am I not surprised that you’re jumping up and down in delight just because viewing figures are falling for a show you obstinately refuse to see as anything else other than a complete rip-off of MPD and DOND? 🙄 🙄 🙄 😉 😉 😉

        This might sound extreme, but I bet you’ll be happy too if Wild Rover suddenly go out of business or something like that…

        Remember, though, Endemol would be completely wasting their time if they tried to sue WR. 😉

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  18. Gary

    Pencil throwing for half a million Euros. Absolute genius. I wish I had half that creative ability.

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