Questions Too Esoteric for Only Connect

By | September 21, 2010

As it’s a bit quiet, there will be a Question Too Esoteric For Only Connect later.

Er, I can’t bring it to you just yet, I know what the question is going to be but I need to research the elements. Still though, watch this space!

Edit: Sorry, that’s all gone a bit wrong, a question will be done for another time. In the meantime for those people who arrive at the bar through rather interesting search terms, a clip from the gunge tank game from The Noel Edmonds Saturday Roadshow from the late eighties. Unfortunately a minute of the game part gets edited out.

A later version of this game involved the contestant solving five word clues and picking five prizes, trying to keep the value of the prizes under 100 points, never being told what each prize is worth.

32 thoughts on “Questions Too Esoteric for Only Connect

    1. Alex

      From this and the few vids I’ve seen, it appears that the only colour of gunge they could afford was yellow.

      Reply
  1. Des Elmes

    Can I set a question?

    I hope I don’t trip up David B this time, as I did with the ITV station symbols. In fact, it may not be impossible to get five points from this one, if you think hard enough:

    Clue 1 is Croydon.

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      1. David B

        Ooh, yes, could be. It’s now a Costco! (Incidentally, what is the deal with Costco? More expensive than Tesco, worse stock selection than Booker Cash and Carry – why would anyone go there?)

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        1. CMD on a different browser

          We shop at Costco from time to time! The nearest one to us is up by the Metro Centre in Gateshead.

          More expensive than Tesco? Hmm. Certainly it’s often not quite as cheap as perhaps you would think, but it has big bulk packs like 35 500ml bottles of water at about 10p each, compared to about 25p each at supermarkets. (Or, y’know, drinking tap water, but this is not my decision to make.) The cans of Coke are generally cheaper than other supermarkets except when supermarkets are doing their best special offers.

          There’s a relatively good selection of American products, the meat counter is extensive, the bakery looks really good if you’re buying industrial quantities of products and the cafe is, well, cheap and cheerful fun for a supermarket cafe. We go to Makro from time to time because it’s much closer and that has little to recommend it compared to Costco, except locality. However, what you say makes me want to see if we can get to Booker.

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          1. David B

            Let me explain further: Costco has the potential to be awesome. It has the space, but equally it has some really bonehead stock decisions.

            For instance: they stock tubs of Chicken OXO cubes, but not the Beef or Vegetable ones. They stock salted butter in many different forms, but not unsalted butter (which, actually, is by far the one you’d use most of in large quantities – ask any caterer).

            I don’t really understand what Costco is for. What kind of shop feels the need to sell frozen chicken nuggets AND 10 megapixel cameras?

          2. CMD on a different browser

            Have you ever visited Target in the US? Meg bemoans the hypermarkets in the UK’s lack of ability to stock “everything” in the way Target does (Asda tries but falls short) and Costco comes as close as she has yet experienced in the UK. We once went through the door to the big display of fifty huge TVs, and they were all tuned to VH-1, which was playing Top ’80s Hit Videos or somesuch. We came in at a point where we were Rickrolled times fifty.

            Fully agreed about unsalted butter, and the stock decisions you identify do sound baffling.

      2. Des Elmes

        Can’t imagine Roy Walker in Victoria’s role, but anyway:

        “Places with tram systems?” It’s good but it’s not right.

        “Places with closed airports?” Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Well done CMD.

        The other clues I would have given were Heston, Hendon and Fairlop. (RAF airfields can be considered military airports, so those at the latter two count.)

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        1. CMD on a different browser

          FWIW, I’ve been doing horribly terribly with the actual questions on the show (enjoying them at least as much as ever, though) and have been meaning to whingingly ask whether the first round questions this year really aren’t harder than the first round questions last year. Nice to be able to get two in a row where it “counts”, though…

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          1. David J B

            The concensus is that show 2 was the easiest one for a while, and people of a certain 30-mumble something found a lot of references to their liking in show 3. But they’re not conciously easier or harder than the usual standard. If you have two good teams, like on ep 1, it doesn’t give the viewer much of a chance to play along.

    1. Mart with a Y not a I

      Doesn’t the Wipeout Zone look rubbish without lights and water?

      Now, that’s the US one found – now let’s hope the rest of the world version course gets snapped by the Google satellite…

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  2. CMD on a different browser

    What specifically connects

    Mark Watson
    Eleanor Oldroyd
    Sid Waddell and
    Clare Balding

    but excludes all of

    Greg Brady
    Stephen Fry
    Hugh Laurie and
    Steve Bunce?

    (Or, I suppose, what do I think is the most interesting connection between the four above, etc.)

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      1. CMD on a different browser

        I don’t claim this would come close to making the grade as an Only Connect question. That certainly would be a good link between the four without the exclusion, but the exclusion makes things more specific and the connection slightly more interesting. (Your definiton of “interesting” may vary, of course!)

        Yes, I will provide help, but perhaps not after one guess and one hour. 🙂

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      1. David B

        Nope, it’s not that, nor is it people who got the Golden Envelope round right.

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        1. CMD on a different browser

          A clue.

          What connects

          Mark Watson
          Eleanor Oldroyd
          Sid Waddell
          Clare Balding
          Stephen Fry and
          Hugh Laurie?

          The answer isn’t on WP for Oldroyd, so if you’ve been looking there then play the Windows XP startup tune at yourself and deduct a point.

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          1. Brig Bother Post author

            Mmm, good stuff. I was well aware Sid Wadell got his History degree here (St Catherines, I think it was?) and guessed Mark Watson and Claire Balding probably came here, was well aware about Fry and Laurie (you could have added Richard Whiteley and Carol Vorderman) to the exclusion list as well, of course.

            Of course the other connection is that they are all less good than Bob Mills, obviously.

          2. Chris M. Dickson

            If they did all take Firsts then I have got very lucky indeed; I had intended that the connection between the original four was “people who studied at Cambridge University then went on to appear on Fighting Talk”, with the exclusions referring to people with only one half of this distinction.

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