Show Discussion: Race Against The Tide

By | August 17, 2026

Mondays, 8:30pm, BBC Scotland
Tuesdays, 7:30pm, BBC2

And it’s all up on iPlayer.

“Based on a Canadian original” is not a phrase you tend to hear very often but here we are. Iain Stirling off of Love Island challenges seven pro-amateur teams to create sand sculpture masterpieces on a beach in St Andrews in Scotland before the tide comes in and washes them away… minus about an hour so they can get shots and the judges can judge. If you like Iain Stirling you get plenty of Iain Stirling here – I dare say less can sometimes be more. Some of the sculptures (in episode one that I’ve watched) are genuinely impressive, although I daresay not as good as the computer generated drawing showing what they’re aiming for suggests. At half-an-hour it doesn’t outstay its welcome and what is it really other than the showstopper from Bake Off but in sand? But perhaps the fact that it *is* just sand and not showcasing a variety of skills is why it won’t hit in quite the same way. Scheduling it for after we’ve come off one of the hottest Summers in memory and not during it feels like an interesting choice – I’m sure it was filmed last year so they could have put it out at any time. It’s made by Tern of The Inner Circle fame so that’s nice isn’t it.

Watched it? Let us know what you thought in the comments!

It’s Last One Laughing but you can’t scream either

By | August 12, 2026

You should be able to take bets on LOL, but my gut is saying the winner won’t be Lou Saunders or Daisy May Cooper.

In case that tweet hasn’t embedded, eps 1-3 of Last One Laughing: Halloween go out October 23rd, episode 4 October 30th on Prime.

In other news, there’s a Samsung FAST Channel dedicated to The Cube now, if you want.

The Drain

By | August 4, 2026

Some fun for the quizzers out there, FOTB Royal_Flush has across the past two months or so run a quiz tournament of his own format called The Drain during his Twitch streams (currently on a break but returning to Thursdays and Saturdays in a few weeks), episodes are currently being chopped up and put out on Youtube.

Here is episode 1.

Looks like episodes are going up nightly at the moment. There’s plenty of other good quizzing on the channel to watch as well.

Could you beat Luke Littler for £501,000?

By | July 27, 2026

Netflix have announced Beat Luke Littler, a one-night live darts spectacular on October 30th where 20 amateur dart players play against him in one leg of 501 and if they win they win £501,000. Auditions in London and Manchester (alright, Andy Burnham) and open to all – you can apply here if you want.

Given that darts is all about consistency, as years of Bronze Bully has showed us, someone throwing darts fairly cold is going to be at a disadvantage against someone who has been throwing for a while so you’d assume most of the twenty contestants are going to be disadvantaged and your best shot is to be one of the early ones. What if someone manages to win early, does the broadcast stop there? Can they afford multiple winners? Wasn’t peak Littler about 18 months ago? So many questions!

Tom Stoltman

By | July 21, 2026

You’ve undoubtably heard the news that three-time World’s Strongest Man Tom Stoltman is joining Gladiators which begins filming this weekend – no idea what his name will be, I would presume it would reference his WSM-past so something like Atlas, probably (“He knows Fingal’s Fingers better than anyone it’s… HUSAFELL!”), but it will be interesting to see how he adapts from Strongman to things that require a bit more agility and certainly more shock and impact – will he get Powerball? I’m guessing he’s not going to be doing The Wall any time soon. you’d presume he’ll never lose Duel. Is he going to be more liable to injury? Don’t know, but I’m sure stories will come out on The Socials across the next fortnight. There’s also a new event coming, you’d hope more than one but supposedly not.

Netflix Stats and Chill Jan-June 2026

By | July 16, 2026

Well it was probably too good to be true, Netflix will be releasing annual reports from Q1 2027 (i.e. they’ve had a slump) so let’s appreciate these numbers whilst we can. You can download the latest set here.

Top performer of the 2026 intake is Bridgerton S4, a total of 889.8m hrs and an effective viewership (i.e. hours watched divded by runtime) of 100.2m people, although the show with the highest effective viewership was His & Hers with 104m viewers. As ussual we’ll delve into the competitive unscripted and of interest pile – these are raw numbers, shows released towards the end of the period will have a shorter sampling time than those that have had the full six months.

Unlocked: A Jail Experiment S2 7/1/26 32.7m hrs, 5.5m viewers
Love Is Blind Germany S2 8/1/26 32m, 3.4m
Kill Tony: Once Upon A Time In Texas 12/1/26 6.4m, 2.8m
Single’s Inferno S5 20/1/26 167.3m, 10m
Star Search: Episodes start at 3.8m, 2.6m viewers and then falls off to well under a million viewers quickly – The Final did 600k.
Skyscraper Live 24/1/26 24.4m 12.6m
Is It Cake? Valentines S1 4/2/26 6.2m, 8.3m
Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model 16/2/26 62.4m, 22.4m
Agents of Mystery S2 27/2/26 11.0m, 1.5m
Love Is Blind Sweden S3 12/3/26 28.7m, 2.3m
Temptation Island S2 10/4/26 58.3m, 6.7m
Million Dollar Secret S2 15/4/26 58.2m, 7.5m
Funny AF With Kevin Hart – starts 8m+ viewers, live Finale 3.7m viewers
Love is Blind Poland S1 6/5/26 37.4m, 3.3m
Pop Culture Jeopardy 11/5/26 5.7m, 600k
Outlast: The Jungle S1 10/6/26 58.1m, 8.1m
Lock Upp S1 27/6/26 6.7m, 1.5m
Love Is Blind: Argentina S2 28/6/26 1.0m, 300k

I’ve almost certainly missed things of interest so if you can think of something to add let me know.

What have we learned? Nothing has really jumped out numbers wise these first six months outside of Single’s Inferno. Pop Culture Jeopardy as expected from a daily quiz, even with Jeopardy‘s mighty brand behind it a bit of a bomb – lower than What’s In The Box, lower than Cheat with Danny Dyer. Not great. Netflix’s reality TV industry docs continue to do well. Their foray into live stuff has been extremely variable – difficult to suggest Star Search is a hit really even if it started off pretty well, but Funny AF With Kevin Hart, even if it didn’t main its initial interest, still did business throughout. Almost 13m people watched Skyscraper Live, although how much of that was live I don’t know. Million Dollar Secret is down about 20% on its first series but it’s still at a decent level (in terms of viewership hours it’s just above where Battle Camp was when it got cancelled, but it’s effective viewership is still quite a bit higher). It’s actually been almost two years since the last series of Outlast, it’s been rewarded with 10m extra hours over that series’ initial numbers.

Taking a look at stuff that was released towards the end of last year, What’s In The Box? added added another 7.8m hours taking it to 17.1m hours, which you can’t really suggest is good but is probably Netflix’s best performing quiz. Culinary Class Wars S2 needn’t have worried, it’s added a further 139m hours to add to the 88m it got in the last fortnight of last year. Simon Cowell: The Next Act added 11.4m hours to take it to 30.7m hrs, again not really a hit, but maybe not a bomb either. Squid Game: The Challenge S2 only added a further 11.3m hrs to go to 68m – as we said last time, decent numbers by general standards but a humungous drop by it own standard. Physical Asia over the 150m mark – will be very interesting to see how all the upcoming localised versions do.

If you want to see what things have done in total between 2023 and 2026, Netflix now have a searchable database.

Unofficial ranking of Netflix quiz shows:

1) What’s In The Box? 17.1m hrs, 3.8m viewers (effective)
2) Bullsh*t: The Game Show 13.1m hrs, 2.4m viewers
3) Cheat 8m hrs, 1.1m viewers
4) Pop Culture Jeopardy 5.7m hrs, 600k viewers

Bless them for trying though.